Santa Pickup Lines
I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly.
I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer.
That is NOT a candy cane in my pocket and I AM glad to see you.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it
Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers.
I got your stocking stuffer right here.
Giddy-up over here and say "Howdy" to your fat, bearded cowboy of love.
I've got you on my "nice and naughty
I've got something special in the sack for you
I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't
wear anything to bed
After checking my list I'm making you twice.
Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?
My best toys run on batteries
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you
You are what I want for Christmas