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MURPHY'S LAWS
- Nothing is as easy as it looks.
- Everything takes longer than you think.
- Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
- If there is a possibility of several things going wrong,
the one that
will
cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there
is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
- If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
- If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which
a procedure
can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for,
will
promptly develop.
- Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked
something.
- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
- Mother nature is a bitch.
- It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools
are so
ingenious.
- Whenever you set out to do something, something else must
be done first.
- Every solution breeds new problems.
- Murphy's Law of Research
- Enough research will tend to support your theory.
- Murphy's Law of Copiers
- The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its
importance.
- Murphy's Law of the Open Road:
- When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way
bridge
placed
at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that:
(1)
the two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always
meet at the bridge.
- Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
- Things get worse under pressure.
- The Murphy Philosophy
- Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
- Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws
- Everything goes wrong all at once.
- Murphy's Constant
- Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
Murphy's Corollaries
- Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
- It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools
are so
ingenious
- Law of the Perversity of Nature (Mrs. Murphy's Corollary):
- You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of
the bread to
butter.
- Corollary (Jenning):
- The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down
is directly
proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Commentaries
- If we lose much by having things go wrong, take all
possible care.
- If we have nothing to lose by change, relax.
- If we have everything to gain by change, relax.
- If it doesn't matter, it does not matter.
- O'Toole's Commentary
- Murphy was an optimist. You never run out of things
that can go
wrong.
Murphy's Military Laws
- Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
- No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
- Friendly fire ain't.
- The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer
with a map.
- The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy
has already
mined it.
- The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the
enemy
somebody
else to shoot at.
- The further you are in advance of your own positions, the
more likely
your
artillery will shoot short.
- Incoming fire has the right of way.
- If your advance is going well, you are walking into an
ambush.
- The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too
small.
- If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
- The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on
abandoned
positions.
- The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is
incoming
friendly
fire.
- There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a
shot at
you,
and miss.
- Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out
of the
combat
zone, it draws sergeants.
- If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
Murphy's Technology Laws
- You can never tell which way the train went by looking at
the track.
- Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong
conclusion with
confidence.
- Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool
discovers
something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond
recognition.
- Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not
understand.
- If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote
programs, then
the
first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
- The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with
the
fundamental
solvency of the firm.
- The attention span of a computer is only as long as it
electrical cord.
- An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less
until he
knows
absolutely everything about nothing.
- Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and
he'll
believe
you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be
sure.
- All great discoveries are made by mistake.
- Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.
- Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
- All's well that ends.
- A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the
hours are
lost.
- The first myth of management is that it exists.
- A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final
inspection.
- New systems generate new problems.
- To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a
computer.
- We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything.
- Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable
from magic.
- A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men
working 20
years
make.
- The faster a computer is, the faster it will reach a crashed
state.
- Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in
an honest
day's work.
- Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know
who wrote
the
book or even what book.
- The primary function of the design engineer is to make
things difficult
for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.
- To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will
take the
longest
and cost the most.
- After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said
than done.
- Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is
obsolete,
two
parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under
development.
- A complex system that works is invariably found to have
evolved from a
simple system that works.
- If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try
multiplying
by the page number.
- Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more
unreliable. Any
system
which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
- Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that
might go into
a "Pearl Harbor File."
- Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure,
temperature,
volume, humidity, and other variables the organism will do as it damn
well
pleases.
- If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.
- The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds
that the
competition
already has the order.
- In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension
can be
totalled
correctly after 4:30 p.m. on Friday. The correct total will become
self-evident
at 8:15 a.m. on Monday.
- Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it
itches.
- All things are possible except skiing through a revolving
door.
- The only perfect science is hind-sight.
- Work smarder and not harder and be careful of yor speling.
- If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
- If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
- When all else fails, read the instructions.
- If there is a possibility of several things going wrong the
one that
will
cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
- Everything that goes up must come down.
- Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least
accessible corner.
- Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.
- Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will
want to
use
it.
- The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional
to the
level
of management.
- Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the printer.
Murphy's Love Laws
- All the good ones are taken.
- If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)
- The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
- Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
- The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely
proportional to
how
much you love them.
- Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great
bargaining position.
- The best things in the world are free --- and worth every
penny of it.
- Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
- Nice guys(girls) finish last.
- If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
- Availability is a function of time. The minute you get
interested is
the
minute they find someone else.
Murphy's Laws of sex
- The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it
is to
leave
her with no hard feelings.
- Nothing improves with age.
- No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take
it,
because
it'll never be quite the same again.
- Sex has no calories.
- Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most
amount of
trouble.
- There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
- Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think
you've got.
- No sex with anyone in the same office.
- Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are
going to get
or
how long it is going to last.
- A man in the house is worth two in the street.
- If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will
follow.
- Virginity can be cured.
- When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually
stops listening
to him.
- Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
- The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually
the same
ones
she can't stand years later.
- Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
- It is always the wrong time of month.
- The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
- When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
- Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are
you won't
either.
- Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray
for crop
failure.
- The younger the better.
- The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
- It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground
that caused
the trouble in the garden.
- Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
- Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a
lot of frogs.
- There may be some things better than sex, and some things
worse than
sex.
But there is nothing exactly like it.
- Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
- Love is a hole in the heart.
- If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had
gone into
our
space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
- Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
- Do it only with the best.
- Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned
four-letter
words
to convey its full meaning.
- One good turn gets most of the blankets.
- You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine
women.
- Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved
at all.
- Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
- Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
- Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
- Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
- A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the
women he
couldn't.
- What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in
the stick.
- It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
- Never say no.
- A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love
her.
- Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
- Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
- Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
- A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
- Love comes in spurts.
- The world does not revolve on an axis.
- Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other
eight are
unimportant.
- Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
- There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when
they fall in
love.
- Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
- Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
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on the subject of an idiot,never attribut to malace what can be
explaned by being an idiot,generate an idiot quote,generate a idiot
insult,can an idiot insult a moron,most laws are written by idiots,and
enforced by idiots as well, absolute idiots cause tremendous
problems,almost any idiot can find the gates of hades,can you find the
idiot at the mall,wil the last idiot standing consult the idiot test
for newly elected congressmen,suppose you are a congressman and suppose
you are an idiot but i repeat myself,don't force it idiot get a larger
hammer,an idiot makes up the answer for the unknown answer in a test,is
our president an idiot,the simple problem is made complex by an
idiot,what idiot wrote this text,my brother in-law is an idiot,how do i
pass an idiot test,you surely are a complete fool and even more
complete idiot,are all blondes idiots,it takes an idiot to share a
foxhole with someone braver than himself,an idiot with weed is an idiot
indeed, a drunken idiot is still an idiot when sobered up,slick
idiot,Friendly fire is an idiots term as it is not friendly at
all,being conspicuous in a combat zone is for idiots and fools,just
because you have the approval of an idiot doesn't make it so,yes
virginia idiots do exist in modern society,you can fool some of the
idiots some of the time and sometimes all of the idiots all of the
time,curiosity killed the cat the same way being inquisitive kills
idiots,hey watch thisis a common last phrase from an idiots
mouth,inside every idiot is a larger idiot trying to get outan idiot is
undistinguishable from anyone else till the idiot either completes a
task or simply opens his mouth,how many idiots make up a gaggle,are you
a member of a gaggle of idiots,this a test to determine if you are an
idiot,could you pass an idiot test,simply an idiot is all you are,when
an idiot states something is impossible he is probally wrong,such is
the nature of an idiot,computers are not made for idiots,the search for
an idiot is never difficult,the world abounds with college educated
idiots,the halls of justice are filled with idioits,how
to get an idiot analysis of yourself,We conclude that you ARE an
idiot,to get an idiot analysis of yourself,Idiot Check,random idiot
quotes,more reandom idiots quotes,fun things to occupy an idiot,are you
another inquisitiveidiot,slick idiot,slick idiot,mark twain on
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history,studying for an idiot test,have you studied for your idiot
exam,an idiot lives on this website,inquisitiveidiot exams for the
idiot and the non idiot as well,a professional idiot test,college
educated idiot,jokes for the idiot lover, a pair of idiots and a
fool,coleman writes about an idiot,this is an idiot site by coleman,are
you stupid or simply an idiot, congress is filled by idiots and fools,
is our country ruled by an idiot savant,idiots rule theworld of the
inquisitive,do you relate being inquisitive to being an idiot,links for
the idiot web master,java script for idiots,web authoring for a
idiot,are all lawers idiots,can an idiot be elected president,is your
father an idiot,is your mother an idiot,famous idiots in history,aesop
on the subject of an idiot,never attribut to malace what can be
explaned by being an idiot,generate an idiot quote,generate a idiot
insult,can an idiot insult a moron,most laws are written by idiots,and
enforced by idiots as well, absolute idiots cause tremendous
problems,almost any idiot can find the gates of hades,can you find the
idiot at the mall,wil the last idiot standing consult the idiot test
for newly elected congressmen,suppose you are a congressman and suppose
you are an idiot but i repeat myself,don't force it idiot get a larger
hammer,an idiot makes up the answer for the unknown answer in a test,is
our president an idiot,the simple problem is made complex by an
idiot,what idiot wrote this text,my brother in-law is an idiot,how do i
pass an idiot test,you surely are a complete fool and even more
complete idiot,are all blondes idiots,it takes an idiot to share a
foxhole with someone braver than himself,an idiot with weed is an idiot
indeed, a drunken idiot is still an idiot when sobered up,slick
idiot,Friendly fire is an idiots term as it is not friendly at
all,being conspicuous in a combat zone is for idiots and fools,just
because you have the approval of an idiot doesn't make it so,yes
virginia idiots do exist in modern society,you can fool some of the
idiots some of the time and sometimes all of the idiots all of the
time,curiosity killed the cat the same way being inquisitive kills
idiots,hey watch thisis a common last phrase from an idiots
mouth,inside every idiot is a larger idiot trying to get outan idiot is
undistinguishable from anyone else till the idiot either completes a
task or simply opens his mouth,how many idiots make up a gaggle,are you
a member of a gaggle of idiots,this a test to determine if you are an
idiot,could you pass an idiot test,simply an idiot is all you are,when
an idiot states something is impossible he is probally wrong,such is
the nature of an idiot,computers are not made for idiots,the search for
an idiot is never difficult,the world abounds with college educated
idiots,the halls of justice are filled with idioits,the halls of
congress are filled with idiots as well,i seriously doubt you can pass
a simple idiot test,how to tell if an idiot has visit your
mind,controlling an idiot in ten simple steps, you are either a complex
simpleton or an extraordinary idiot,even an idiot can perform well on
some tasks,is the the line for isiots or the the line for fools,an
idiot is as an idiot does
tests for the idiot and the foolishhow far would an idiot travel to
find an inquisitive idiot,its so easy to be an idiot,inquisitive idiots
can be extremely dangerous four score and seven idiots ago, is everyone
an idiot or is it just me,can you break the chain of idiots,four and
twenty idiots and bake them into a pie, give an idiot a fishing pole
and he will sit on the bank and drink beer all day,how inquisitive are
you sir idiot,hello knave idiot,how to keep an idiot occupied,are all
of your relatives idiots or is that just from inbreeding,does
inbreeding result in idiots inquisitive minds want to know,steve martin
plays a good idiot or is he simply a lucky idiot, the halls of
congress are filled with idiots as well,i seriously doubt you can pass
a simple idiot test,how to tell if an idiot has visit your
mind,controlling an idiot in ten simple steps, you are either a complex
simpleton or an extraordinary idiot,even an idiot can perform well on
some tasks,is the the line for isiots or the the line for fools,an
idiot is as an idiot does
tests for the idiot and the foolishhow far would an idiot travel to
find an inquisitive idiot,its so easy to be an idiot,inquisitive idiots
can be extremely dangerous four score and seven idiots ago, is everyone
an idiot or is it just me,can you break the chain of idiots,four and
twenty idiots and bake them into a pie, give an idiot a fishing pole
and he will sit on the bank and drink beer all day,how inquisitive are
you sir idiot,hello knave idiot,how to keep an idiot occupied,are all
of your relatives idiots or is that just from inbreeding,does
inbreeding result in idiots inquisitive minds want to know,steve martin
plays a good idiot or is he simply a lucky idiot, an
idiot is as an idiot does
tests for the idiot and the foolishhow far would an idiot travel to
find an inquisitive idiot,its so easy to be an idiot,inquisitive idiots
can be extremely dangerous four score and seven idiots ago, is everyone
an idiot or is it just me,can you break the chain of idiots,four and
twenty idiots and bake them into a pie, give an idiot a fishing pole
and he will sit on the bank and drink beer all day,how inquisitive are
you sir idiot,hello knave idiot,how to keep an idiot occupied,are all
of your relatives idiots or is that just from inbreeding,does
inbreeding result in idiots inquisitive minds want to know,steve martin
plays a good idiot or is he simply a lucky idiot,how to tell if an
idiot has visit your
mind,controlling an idiot in ten simple steps, you are either a complex
simpleton or an extraordinary idiot,even an idiot can perform well on
some tasks,is the the line for isiots or the the line for fools,an
idiot is as an idiot does
tests for the idiot and the foolishhow far would an idiot travel to
find an inquisitive idiot,its so easy to be an idiot,inquisitive idiots
can be extremely dangerous four score and seven idiots ago, is everyone
an idiot or is it just me,can you break the chain of idiots,four and
twenty idiots and bake them into a pie, give an idiot a fishing pole
and he will sit on the bank and drink beer all day,how inquisitive are
you sir idiot,hello knave idiot,how to keep an idiot occupied,are all
of your relatives idiots or is that just from inbreeding,does
inbreeding result in idiots inquisitive minds want to know,steve martin
plays a good idiot or is he simply a lucky idiot,i seriously doubt you
can pass
a simple idiot test,how to tell if an idiot has visit your
mind,controlling an idiot in ten simple steps, you are either a complex
simpleton or an extraordinary idiot,even an idiot can perform well on
some tasks,is the the line for isiots or the the line for fools,an
idiot is as an idiot does
tests for the idiot and the foolishhow far would an idiot travel to
find an inquisitive idiot,its so easy to be an idiot,inquisitive idiots
can be extremely dangerous four score and seven idiots ago, is everyone
an idiot or is it just me,can you break the chain of idiots,four and
twenty idiots and bake them into a pie, give an idiot a fishing pole
and he will sit on the bank and drink beer all day,how inquisitive are
you sir idiot,hello knave idiot,how to keep an idiot occupied,are all
of your relatives idiots or is that just from inbreeding,does
inbreeding result in idiots inquisitive minds want to know,steve martin
plays a good idiot or is he simply a lucky idiot,this a test to
determine if you are an
idiot,could you pass an idiot test,simply an idiot is all you are,when
an idiot states something is impossible he is probally wrong,such is
the nature of an idiot,computers are not made for idiots,the search for
an idiot is never difficult,the world abounds with college educated
idiots,the halls of justice are filled with idioits,the halls of
congress are filled with idiots as well,i seriously doubt you can pass
a simple idiot test,how to tell if an idiot has visit your
mind,controlling an idiot in ten simple steps, you are either a complex
simpleton or an extraordinary idiot,even an idiot can perform well on
some tasks,is the the line for isiots or the the line for fools,an
idiot is as an idiot does
tests for the idiot and the foolishhow far would an idiot travel to
find an inquisitive idiot,its so easy to be an idiot,inquisitive idiots
can be extremely dangerous four score and seven idiots ago, is everyone
an idiot or is it just me,can you break the chain of idiots,four and
twenty idiots and bake them into a pie, give an idiot a fishing pole
and he will sit on the bank and drink beer all day,how inquisitive are
you sir idiot,hello knave idiot,how to keep an idiot occupied,are all
of your relatives idiots or is that just from inbreeding,does
inbreeding result in idiots inquisitive minds want to know,steve martin
plays a good idiot or is he simply a lucky idiot,fame wisdom and
idiots,official famous idiot,someties an idiot is fun,everyone is an
idiot sometimes,are you a computer idiot,murphy's law for an
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history,studying for an idiot test,have you studied for your idiot
exam,an idiot lives on this website,inquisitiveidiot exams for the
idiot and the non idiot as well,a professional idiot test,college
educated idiot,jokes for the idiot lover, a pair of idiots and a
fool,coleman writes about an idiot,this is an idiot site by coleman,are
you stupid or simply an idiot, congress is filled by idiots and fools,
is our country ruled by an idiot savant,idiots rule theworld of the
inquisitive,do you relate being inquisitive to being an idiot,links for
the idiot web master,java script for idiots,web authoring for a
idiot,are all lawers idiots,can an idiot be elected president,is your
father an idiot,is your mother an idiot,famous idiots in history,aesop
on the subject of an idiot,never attribut to malace what can be
explaned by being an idiot,generate an idiot quote,generate a idiot
insult,can an idiot insult a moron,most laws are written by idiots,and
enforced by idiots as well, absolute idiots cause tremendous
problems,almost any idiot can find the gates of hades,how
to get an idiot analysis of yourself,We conclude that you ARE an
idiot,to get an idiot analysis of yourself,Idiot Check,random idiot
quotes,more reandom idiots quotes,fun things to occupy an idiot,are you
another inquisitiveidiot,slick idiot,slick idiot,mark twain on
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inquisitiveidiot,inquisitiveidiots have fun,more fun for the ididot,fun
for the inquisitive,more factoids about idiots,this is idiot text
test,quotes from an idiot,famous idiot quotes,fame wisdom and
idiots,official famous idiot,someties an idiot is fun,everyone is an
idiot sometimes,are you a computer idiot,murphy's law for an
idiot,random quotes for an idiot and by an idiot,important idiots in
history,studying for an idiot test,have you studied for your idiot
exam,an idiot lives on this website,inquisitiveidiot exams for the
idiot and the non idiot as well,a professional idiot test,college
educated idiot,jokes for the idiot lover, a pair of idiots and a
fool,coleman writes about an idiot,this is an idiot site by coleman,are
you stupid or simply an idiot, congress is filled by idiots and fools,
is our country ruled by an idiot savant,idiots rule theworld of the
inquisitive,do you relate being inquisitive to being an idiot,links for
the idiot web master,java script for idiots,web authoring for a
idiot,are all lawers idiots,can an idiot be elected president,is your
father an idiot,is your mother an idiot,famous idiots in history,aesop
on the subject of an idiot,never attribut to malace what can be
explaned by being an idiot,generate an idiot quote,generate a idiot
insult,can an idiot insult a moron,most laws are written by idiots,and
enforced by idiots as well, absolute idiots cause tremendous
problems,almost any idiot can find the gates of hades,how
to get an idiot analysis of yourself,We conclude that you ARE an
idiot,to get an idiot analysis of yourself,Idiot Check,random idiot
quotes,more reandom idiots quotes,fun things to occupy an idiot,are you
another inquisitiveidiot,slick idiot,slick idiot,mark twain on
idiots,idiot story,are you inquisitive,are you yet another
inquisitiveidiot,inquisitiveidiots have fun,more fun for the ididot,fun
for the inquisitive,more factoids about idiots,this is idiot text
test,quotes from an idiot,famous idiot quotes,fame wisdom and
idiots,official famous idiot,someties an idiot is fun,everyone is an
idiot sometimes,are you a computer idiot,murphy's law for an
idiot,random quotes for an idiot and by an idiot,important idiots in
history,studying for an idiot test,have you studied for your idiot
exam,an idiot lives on this website,inquisitiveidiot exams for the
idiot and the non idiot as well,a professional idiot test,college
educated idiot,jokes for the idiot lover, a pair of idiots and a
fool,coleman writes about an idiot,this is an idiot site by coleman,are
you stupid or simply an idiot, congress is filled by idiots and fools,
is our country ruled by an idiot savant,idiots rule theworld of the
inquisitive,do you relate being inquisitive to being an idiot,links for
the idiot web master,java script for idiots,web authoring for a
idiot,are all lawers idiots,can an idiot be elected president,is your
father an idiot,is your mother an idiot,famous idiots in history,aesop
on the subject of an idiot,never attribut to malace what can be
explaned by being an idiot,generate an idiot quote,generate a idiot
insult,can an idiot insult a moron,most laws are written by idiots,and
enforced by idiots as well, absolute idiots cause tremendous
problems,almost any idiot can find the gates of hades,can you find the
idiot at the mall,wil the last idiot standing consult the idiot test
for newly elected congressmen,suppose you are a congressman and suppose
you are an idiot but i repeat myself,don't force it idiot get a larger
hammer,an idiot makes up the answer for the unknown answer in a test,is
our president an idiot,the simple problem is made complex by an
idiot,what idiot wrote this text,my brother in-law is an idiot,how do i
pass an idiot test,you surely are a complete fool and even more
complete idiot,are all blondes idiots,it takes an idiot to share a
foxhole with someone braver than himself,an idiot with weed is an idiot
indeed, a drunken idiot is still an idiot when sobered up,slick
idiot,Friendly fire is an idiots term as it is not friendly at
all,being conspicuous in a combat zone is for idiots and fools,just
because you have the approval of an idiot doesn't make it so,yes
virginia idiots do exist in modern society,you can fool some of the
idiots some of the time and sometimes all of the idiots all of the
time,curiosity killed the cat the same way being inquisitive kills
idiots,hey watch thisis a common last phrase from an idiots
mouth,inside every idiot is a larger idiot trying to get outan idiot is
undistinguishable from anyone else till the idiot either completes a
task or simply opens his mouth,how many idiots make up a gaggle,are you
a member of a gaggle of idiots,this a test to determine if you are an
idiot,could you pass an idiot test,simply an idiot is all you are,when
an idiot states something is impossible he is probally wrong,such is
the nature of an idiot,computers are not made for idiots,the search for
an idiot is never difficult,the world abounds with college educated
idiots,the halls of justice are filled with idioits,the halls of
congress are filled with idiots as well,i seriously doubt you can pass
a simple idiot test,how to tell if an idiot has visit your
mind,controlling an idiot in ten simple steps, you are either a complex
simpleton or an extraordinary idiot,even an idiot can perform well on
some tasks,is the the line for isiots or the the line for fools,an
idiot is as an idiot does
tests for the idiot and the foolishhow far would an idiot travel to
find an inquisitive idiot,its so easy to be an idiot,inquisitive idiots
can be extremely dangerous four score and seven idiots ago, is everyone
an idiot or is it just me,can you break the chain of idiots,four and
twenty idiots and bake them into a pie, give an idiot a fishing pole
and he will sit on the bank and drink beer all day,how inquisitive are
you sir idiot,hello knave idiot,how to keep an idiot occupied,are all
of your relatives idiots or is that just from inbreeding,does
inbreeding result in idiots inquisitive minds want to know,steve martin
plays a good idiot or is he simply a lucky idiot,can you find the
idiot at the mall,wil the last idiot standing consult the idiot test
for newly elected congressmen,suppose you are a congressman and suppose
you are an idiot but i repeat myself,don't force it idiot get a larger
hammer,an idiot makes up the answer for the unknown answer in a test,is
our president an idiot,the simple problem is made complex by an
idiot,what idiot wrote this text,my brother in-law is an idiot,how do i
pass an idiot test,you surely are a complete fool and even more
complete idiot,are all blondes idiots,it takes an idiot to share a
foxhole with someone braver than himself,an idiot with weed is an idiot
indeed, a drunken idiot is still an idiot when sobered up,slick
idiot,Friendly fire is an idiots term as it is not friendly at
all,being conspicuous in a combat zone is for idiots and fools,just
because you have the approval of an idiot doesn't make it so,yes
virginia idiots do exist in modern society,you can fool some of the
idiots some of the time and sometimes all of the idiots all of the
time,curiosity killed the cat the same way being inquisitive kills
idiots,hey watch thisis a common last phrase from an idiots
mouth,inside every idiot is a larger idiot trying to get outan idiot is
undistinguishable from anyone else till the idiot either completes a
task or simply opens his mouth,how many idiots make up a gaggle,are you
a member of a gaggle of idiots,this a test to determine if you are an
idiot,could you pass an idiot test,simply an idiot is all you are,when
an idiot states something is impossible he is probally wrong,such is
the nature of an idiot,computers are not made for idiots,the search for
an idiot is never difficult,the world abounds with college educated
idiots,the halls of justice are filled with idioits,the halls of
congress are filled with idiots as well,i seriously doubt you can pass
a simple idiot test,how to tell if an idiot has visit your
mind,controlling an idiot in ten simple steps, you are either a complex
simpleton or an extraordinary idiot,even an idiot can perform well on
some tasks,is the the line for isiots or the the line for fools,an
idiot is as an idiot does
tests for the idiot and the foolishhow far would an idiot travel to
find an inquisitive idiot,its so easy to be an idiot,inquisitive idiots
can be extremely dangerous four score and seven idiots ago, is everyone
an idiot or is it just me,can you break the chain of idiots,four and
twenty idiots and bake them into a pie, give an idiot a fishing pole
and he will sit on the bank and drink beer all day,how inquisitive are
you sir idiot,hello knave idiot,how to keep an idiot occupied,are all
of your relatives idiots or is that just from inbreeding,does
inbreeding result in idiots inquisitive minds want to know,steve martin
plays a good idiot or is he simply a lucky idiot,can you find the
idiot at the mall,wil the last idiot standing consult the idiot test
for newly elected congressmen,suppose you are a congressman and suppose
you are an idiot but i repeat myself,don't force it idiot get a larger
hammer,an idiot makes up the answer for the unknown answer in a test,is
our president an idiot,the simple problem is made complex by an
idiot,what idiot wrote this text,my brother in-law is an idiot,how do i
pass an idiot test,you surely are a complete fool and even more
complete idiot,are all blondes idiots,it takes an idiot to share a
foxhole with someone braver than himself,an idiot with weed is an idiot
indeed, a drunken idiot is still an idiot when sobered up,slick
idiot,Friendly fire is an idiots term as it is not friendly at
all,being conspicuous in a combat zone is for idiots and fools,just
because you have the approval of an idiot doesn't make it so,yes
virginia idiots do exist in modern society,you can fool some of the
idiots some of the time and sometimes all of the idiots all of the
time,curiosity killed the cat the same way being inquisitive kills
idiots,hey watch thisis a common last phrase from an idiots
mouth,inside every idiot is a larger idiot trying to get outan idiot is
undistinguishable from anyone else till the idiot either completes a
task or simply opens his mouth,how many idiots make up a gaggle,are you
a member of a gaggle of idiots,this a test to determine if you are an
idiot,could you pass an idiot test,simply an idiot is all you are,when
an idiot states something is impossible he is probally wrong,such is
the nature of an idiot,computers are not made for idiots,the search for
an idiot is never difficult,the world abounds with college educated
idiots,the halls of justice are filled with idioits,the halls of
congress are filled with idiots as well,i seriously doubt you can pass
a simple idiot test,how to tell if an idiot has visit your
mind,controlling an idiot in ten simple steps, you are either a complex
simpleton or an extraordinary idiot,even an idiot can perform well on
some tasks,is the the line for isiots or the the line for fools,an
idiot is as an idiot does
tests for the idiot and the foolishhow far would an idiot travel to
find an inquisitive idiot,its so easy to be an idiot,inquisitive idiots
can be extremely dangerous four score and seven idiots ago, is everyone
an idiot or is it just me,can you break the chain of idiots,four and
twenty idiots and bake them into a pie, give an idiot a fishing pole
and he will sit on the bank and drink beer all day,how inquisitive are
you sir idiot,hello knave idiot,how to keep an idiot occupied,are all
of your relatives idiots or is that just from inbreeding,does
inbreeding result in idiots inquisitive minds want to know,steve martin
plays a good idiot or is he simply a lucky idiot,