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Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.
- Army Axiom
                                                     
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Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.
- Army Axiom
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If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it.
- Army Law

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Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
- Murphy's First Military Law
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Friendly fire isn't.
- Murphy's Second Military Law
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The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
- Murphy's Third Military Law
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Incoming fire has the right of way.
- Murphy's Fourth Military Law
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The army with the smartest dress uniform will lose.
- Murphy's Fifth Military Law
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If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
- Murphy's Sixth Military Law
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Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.
- Murphy's Seventh Military Law
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If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
- Murphy's Eighth Military Law
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The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
- Murphy's Ninth Military Law
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Never worry about the bullet with your name on it. Instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant'.
- Murphy's Tenth Military Law
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