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Inquisitive Idiots Only in
America
Observations
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ONLY IN AMERICA
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Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance...
Only in America...are
there
handicap parking places in front
of a skating rink...
Only in America...do people order double
cheese burgers, a large fry and
a diet coke...
Only in America...do
banks leave
both doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
Only in
America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have
call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to
in the
first place...
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in
packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight...
Only in America...are
the least
useful professions
(professional athletes, movie actors & entertainers) paid so
disproportionally much compared to people with normal jobs...
Only in America...do people buy domestic
brand
tires, because they want
to "buy American," and install them on their imported cars...
Only in
America...the budgets for advertising non-essential items, like soft
drinks,
exceed the economies of many third-world nations...
Only in America...do we use the word
politics
to describe the process so
well. Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blood sucking
creatures...
Only in
America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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